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GLENN BECK: POSSIBLY THE MOST PATHETIC RIGHT WINGER OF ALL TIME.

In the annals of conservatism there have been many pathetic and  narrow-minded right-wing wackos, but perhaps none as pathetic as Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck.   Over the past few years,  Blank Eyes Beck has risen from near obscurity to become a leading voice in right-wing delusionology, with his own show on Fix News and several books on the market.  A parody of his latest literary effort is pictured here.   Yes,  while twisted little whiney pricks like Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly and Sean “The Idiot” Hannity at least attempt to appear logical,  Blank Eyes Beck displays no logical reasoning or objectivity whatsoever!    Like most conservative windbags,  Beck makes his total lack of compassion, sympathy, and empathy for others transparently obvious.   You see,  Beck promotes the basic mindset of conservatism, which is the idea that if people do not live their lives according to how conservatives DICTATE they should live their lives, then they do not deserve success, or health care, or medicare, or funding for education,  or social security,  or anything that Beck categorizes as not having been “earned”.   Right wing wackos like Beck are simply so narrow-minded that they truly believe themselves to be the judge, jury, and executioner of  all mankind.   But while Blank Eyes Beck is quickly establishing himself as top fly in the garbage bucket known as conservatism,  he has a considerable way yet to go before he surpasses the king moth of right wingdom; Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh.   Yes, only time will tell if Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck will take conservatism to new depths of stupidity and inherit the crown from Limbaugh, the iconic slob of right-wing fanaticism.   May heaven help us all.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL DENNIS MILLER TO SHUT THE HELL UP?

dennis-millerOnce hip Saturday Night Live cast member Dennis Miller now spends a majority of his time making the rounds on conservative talk shows, spewing his weak attempt at witty, conservative infested political commentary .  Miller frequently appears on Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly, and after about 15 seconds of listening to him blow hot air I’m wishing someone would surgically remove his whiny, annoying vocal chords.  It’s obvious that when Miller is given a written script by professional comedy writers he can pull off a reasonably competent performance,  but when left to his own creative urges he becomes a complete babbling idiot!  Of course, the O’Reilly show is the perfect sewer for someone of Miller’s weak talents to wallow in, and it’s no surprise that he’s found a friend in Bozo Bill.  After all,  Miller failed miserably on Monday Night Football several years ago, and he hasn’t had a successful movie or TV show to speak of EVER.  O’Reilly’s bombastic, intelligence challenged style is a perfect match for Miller’s pea sized brain.  So here’s one for ya Denny boy, written just for you babe; The unequaled ineloquence of your dissertations is about as impressive as a Pygmy trying to re-invent the concept of cerebral magnanimosity.  You stupid moron!

O’REILLY INTERROGATES OBAMA

 What would you call an interview in which the interviewer accuses the guest of malicious deception,  cuts off the guest before he can finish a sentence, and routinely refuses to acknowledge the guest’s talking points?  The word for it is “interrogation”.  That’s exactly what Fox news windbag Bill O’Reilly’s “interview” of Barack Obama resembled this past weekend.   Of course, O’Reilly likes to say that he simply asks tough, hard hitting questions of his “guests”, and that The O’Reilly Factor is a “no spin zone”.   Really?  I don’t recall O’Reilly EVER interrogating any Republicans in the same manner in which he “interviewed” Obama.   So the “no spin zone” is actually the “slanted and biased zone” in which O’Reilly decides who gets grilled and is made to look uncomfortable on national TV.  Amazingly,  O’Reilly and others at Fox news constantly refer to competing news networks as being  biased to the left,  which they then insinuate disqualifies those networks from having any credibility.  Yet,  Fox news apparently sees nothing wrong with being biased to the right,  which they refer to as “fair and balanced”.  At the end of the Obama interrogation, O’Reilly commented that the news staff at NBC must have “chapped lips” from kissing Obama’s butt.  Yet,  Fox news repeatedly airs glowing and patriotic portraits of John McCain with virtually no critical commentary whatsoever.  Ah yes,  the twisted logic of conservatives.  The simple fact is that O’Reilly is an ego maniac and a bully.  In almost every show, O’Reilly ends his interrogations by saying that he will let his “guest”   have the last word.  But before that person can finish having that last word,  O’Reilly, in typically fair and balanced conservative fashion,  talks over the guest speaker and cuts off any last word they would have had.  At the end of the Obama interrogation,  after all but accusing him of being an anti-American leftist communist,  O’Reilly suddenly adopted a jovial tone, and challenged Obama to a friendly game of one on one basketball.  Did Bozo Bill suddenly decide that he LIKED Obama after all?   Why would O’Reilly want to be sociable with someone whom he supposedly believes would undermine the country with subversive, leftist connections?   The answer is because Billyboy is an old pro.  He knew that Obama supporters, along with others in the media, would be accusing him of being harsh and unfair during the interrogation, so he used the oldest trick in the talk show book, which is to invite the brutalized “guest” to some sort of friendly social interaction afterward.  This way,  O’Reilly can say “See,  I’m not a hateful bully.  Hey, I even offered to play a friendly game of basketball with him.”  After the Obama segment ended,  O’Reilly was smiling from ear to ear like a pumpkin carved up for Halloween,  awash in the glow of having completed his mission of delivering the Democratic lamb to the conservative slaughter.  Is anyone really naive enough to believe that loyal viewers of The O’ Reilly Factor actually tuned in with open minds to hear what Obama had to say about anything?  Every regular viewer of The O’Reilly Factor hates Obama with a passion, and they tuned in with eager anticipation and joyous expectation that Bozo Bill would rip Obama to shreds once and for all.  When it was all over,  it didn’t matter whether or not Obama made any valid points about himself, any of the issues,  or even that he had the guts to agree to an “interview” that was nothing more than a thinly disguised ambush.  No,  O’Reilly and his narrow minded,   ignorant,  biased,  unfair and unbalanced conservative audience got what they came for; the chance to see Barack Obama squirm under the hot lights and glare of Bozo Bill and The O’Reilly Factor.  How fair, how balanced, and how patriotic!.

THE MAN WHO WOULD BE PRESIDENT

So, here we have the next Republican who wants working class Americans to believe that he “cares” about them.  Senator John McCain’s presidential campaign is following the same pattern as previous GOP campaigns, which is to paint his Democratic opponent (in this case Barack Obama) as a leftist liberal who’ll raise taxes, in an attempt, of course, to scare Americans into voting Republican.  And the average Joe Dumb American, who mainly resides in redneck middle America, will fall for this charade over and over again, as is evidenced by the last eight years of stupidity.  Never mind the fact that it was Dubyuh’s own daddy, George Bush senior, who made the famous campaign promise “read my lips, no new taxes”, and then proceeded to pass the largest tax hike in U.S. history.  Never mind the fact that EVERY Republican president of the last 4 decades has carelessly and recklessly increased unemployment and the national debt.  No, redneck Americans fall for Republican scare tactics every time, only to find themselves suffering through more hard times and misery courtesy of the Republican party. 

Redneck voters have their own unique way of choosing who they’ll vote for.  They do not rely on objective reasoning or factual information, common sense, or logic, or even intelligence, but rather on which of the two candidates is most redneck like them. Combine that with right wing “evil liberal” scare tactic propaganda, and you have a whole bunch of really DUMB working class rednecks in middle America voting for the party who is, in reality, actually AGAINST the working class!

This is precisely what has allowed George W. Bush to infest the White House for the last eight years.  Rednecks saw Dubyuh as one of them. He mumbles with a twang and likes to bomb people, and that’s good enough for them!  How could you possibly lose with a guy who lives by the redneck code of shoot first, lie about it later?  Unfortunately, they are finding out the hard way, along with the rest of the country, just how wrong they were.  

But rednecks have short memory spans to match their low I.Q.s.  They will fall for Republican propaganda over and over again.  And in the case of Barack Obama, it’s even easier for them to forget.  It’s a matter of historical fact that rednecks and people of African ethnicity do not get along very well, to put it mildly.  All Mr. Joe Dumb American has to do is turn on any of the right wing Nazi talk shows, such as Sean “The Idiot” Hannity,  Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck,  or Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly,  catch a whiff of conservative mud slinging, and John McCain will have their vote hands down!  Never mind that McCain will continue on the same destructive economic path as Bush, putting working class Americans (including rednecks) in more tight, economic despair. Never mind that the Republican way throughout history is to always put the working class last behind the interests of corporate America.  Nope, all Mr. Joe Dumb American cares about is which guy looks and sounds like him, and shoots at the “bad guys”.   

Mr. Joe Dumb American never has caught on to the fact that when a Republican says that he will “keep government out of your life”, what he REALLY means is “THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER FOR YOU,  WORKING CLASS AMERICANS!”.  When Republicans talk about “cutting spending”, what they REALLY mean is “WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT WE DEVOTE AS LITTLE RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE TO YOUR NEEDS,  WORKING CLASS AMERICANS”!.  And all of the tax dollars that Americans always end up paying ANYWAY will not go towards one single solitary benefit for the working middle class. 

Never before in modern times has there been such an enormous gap between the classes in America,  with the middle class fast becoming an endangered species. Under eight years of George W. Bush’s tyranny the rich have gotten richer, while the poor have become poorer. But Mr. Joe Dumb American is ready and willing to vote Republican AGAIN,  and drive the final nails into his own coffin.  Because Mr. Joe Dumb American is a complete idiot. Those are the facts people, plain and simple.  And if you’re one of the many dumbass rednecks or conservative fools out there who just doesn’t “get it”,  you are pathetic. There’s an old saying that goes, “A fool can be found on any corner, while wise men are a rare breed”. Unfortunately,  it sounds like a perfect description of the American population.

BILL “BOZO” O’REILLY STRIKES AGAIN!

We here at The Scorpion’s Tail could’ve sworn we had seen a copy of this book at a bookstore somewhere.  This book appears to be much more autobiographical than his first effort, “Culture Warrior”, hence the title.  Actually,  a more appropriate title would be  “Mentally unbalanced, twisted, lying, piece of crap”,  but hey,  you can’t have everything.

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The 3 lowest forms of life (in order of intelligence)

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