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HYPOCRITE LIMBAUGH HOPES AMERICA FAILS!

It’s no secret Republican airbag Rush Limbaugh hates Democrats.  And Democrats hate Limbaugh in return.  Today on Limbaugh’s radio show, the conservative blowhard made headlines by openly saying that he “hopes Obama fails”.   This after all the warm and fuzzy commentary by all of the news media during the Obama inauguration about “one America”,  and the power of Obama to “unite” the country and work bi-partisan with Republicans.  

You see, because of people like Rush Limbaugh, there can never, and WILL never be “one America”.   Because conservatives always have, and always will view the world with a “Us versus Them” mentality.   It was the hallmark of the Bush administration’s approach to everything for the last eight years.  And it is the way conservatives WANT the world to be.  They WANT enemies at every turn.  Why?  So they can flex their muscles,  declare the opposition “evil”,  and then feel self righteously “holy” by launching a war like campaign to destroy the perceived “evil”, thereby proving to themselves  (and God) that they are the protectors of all that is “right”.  My how their inflated egos must tickle with joy every time they indulge in such a fantasy.  

So Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh openly states that he hopes Barack Obama, the legally and lawfully elected president of  The United States of America,  Limbaugh’s own home country, fails.   Does anyone happen to remember the conservative outrage that was vented over the claim that ANY American who protested against the war in Irag was “hoping that America fails”?   Republican airbags like Sean “The Idiot”  Hannity railed daily, expressing outrage that ANY American would be so “evil” as to actually HOPE that America would fail!  Well,  let’s see if conservative outrage targets Limbaugh in the same manner, because when Limbaugh says that he hopes Barack Obama fails,  he is essentially saying the same thing;  that he hopes America fails! 

Something tells me windbags like Hannity,  Bill “Bozo” O’ Reilly, and the myriad other conservative idiots out there will most likely brush over Limbaugh’s comment without mention.  Why?  Because in actuality, they are ALL hoping that Obama fails, or at least screws up in some manner.  Because to conservatives there isn’t,  and can never be, “one America”.  One America would mean that they might not have the power to crush the “evil” opposition that disagrees with their agenda.  One America would mean that people who they do not believe should be allowed to be heard, might actually be able to exercise their “freedom of speech”.  One America would mean that all of those in the middle class who work to enrich and empower the wealthiest corporations might actually be entitled to “handouts”, otherwise known as benefits.  Yes,  if Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh and other conservative hypocrites have their way, there will never be “one America”.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL DENNIS MILLER TO SHUT THE HELL UP?

dennis-millerOnce hip Saturday Night Live cast member Dennis Miller now spends a majority of his time making the rounds on conservative talk shows, spewing his weak attempt at witty, conservative infested political commentary .  Miller frequently appears on Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly, and after about 15 seconds of listening to him blow hot air I’m wishing someone would surgically remove his whiny, annoying vocal chords.  It’s obvious that when Miller is given a written script by professional comedy writers he can pull off a reasonably competent performance,  but when left to his own creative urges he becomes a complete babbling idiot!  Of course, the O’Reilly show is the perfect sewer for someone of Miller’s weak talents to wallow in, and it’s no surprise that he’s found a friend in Bozo Bill.  After all,  Miller failed miserably on Monday Night Football several years ago, and he hasn’t had a successful movie or TV show to speak of EVER.  O’Reilly’s bombastic, intelligence challenged style is a perfect match for Miller’s pea sized brain.  So here’s one for ya Denny boy, written just for you babe; The unequaled ineloquence of your dissertations is about as impressive as a Pygmy trying to re-invent the concept of cerebral magnanimosity.  You stupid moron!

FOX NEWS GETS EVEN MORE UNFAIR AND UNBALANCED

Well, it’s official.  Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck, the newest moron on the right wing block, is leaving CNN to join forces with the world’s largest collection of right wing morons at FOX news.  As if FOX doesn’t s-glenn-beck-largealready have enough right wing airbags as it is, heck, what’s one more, right?  I’m sure that even with the acquisition of Blank Eyes Beck, FOX loudmouths such as Sean “The Idiot” Hannity will continue to blow air about how FOX presents   “both sides” of the story.  Oh yeah,  let’s see,  they do    have left winger Alan Colmes, who gets run over more times than a dead pigeon, and they have…..well,…. they have Alan Colmes!  So the world’s most biased TV news network welcomes Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck to their stuffy little, narrow minded,  arrogant,  ignorant,  one dimensional,  twisted,  unfair and unbalanced world.  I’m sure he’ll fit right in.

Recently, while appearing on the Greta Van Susteren show on FOX,  Blank Eyes Beck told the gut wrenching tale of an encounter he had at a fast food shop with a customer who recognized him, and began yelling and cursing at him in front of everyone in the shop,  saying something to the effect that it’s right wingers like him who are destroying America.  Beck, seemingly horrified by the event,  then said to Van Susteren “My God, is this what we’ve come to?”  Does Beck really believe that commentators like himself,  Sean “The Idiot” Hannity,  Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh, and all of the other rabble rousing, fear mongering, hate mongering conservative loudmouths out there can actually go on the airwaves everyday and spew nonsense without any backlash whatsoever from the public?  During this past presidential election, Beck and his conservative cohorts did their best to paint Barack Obama as an anti-American terrorist.  Where was his, and other conservatives outrage when Republican voters made threatening remarks like “Kill Obama”,  and “Bomb Obama” as a direct result of conservative commentator’s smear tactics?   For Beck to express outrage over confrontational remarks made to him at that fast food shop only goes to show that conservatives are fine with inciting potential violence against those they dislike,  but when it’s directed at them they are shaken and ask “My God, is this what we’ve come to?”  Yes Mr. Beck,  thanks to you and all of the other loudmouth conservative windbags out there,  this IS what we’ve come to.  I hope you enjoy reaping what you’ve sown.

CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY MARCHES ON

When John McCain won the Republican nomination for president, conservative
pundits were quick to point out that whether you like McCain or not, the one thing that could not be questioned or criticized was his military service, and his ordeal as a POW in Vietnam.  Republicans made it clear that they would not stand for any disrespectful comments that even remotely sounded like attacks on McCain’s character.  Fox news idiot Sean Hannity almost choked on his own saliva when defending McCain to any leftwinger who even hinted at disrespect. Now this past week came the surprising, almost shocking, endorsement of Barack Obama by Republican, and former Secretary of State, General Colin Powell. Powell, himself a war veteran, has for decades been one of the few Republicans to be beyond reproach, being one of the most well respected figures in Washington.  Republicans have always pointed to Powell as one of the most important and prized members of their party.  Powell went on national TV this past week with a logical, well spoken argument to explain his decision to support Obama.  In a display of unbridled hypocrisy that only conservatives can display, right wing wackos immediately decided NOT to afford General Powell the same respect that they insisted on for John McCain. Conservative talk radio mouthpiece Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh called Powell a racist, and actually referred to him as “Genital Powell” on his radio show.  John McCain has made the argument throughout his campaign that he has a record of “reaching across the aisle to Democrats” to work in a bi-partisan way in Washington. Now, Colin Powell has reached across the aisle, and the unequaled, unstoppable, unbelievable conservative hypocrisy of disrespect has made him a target for doing so. Yes, if there’s one thing conservatives do better than anyone else, (and there is only ONE thing) it’s make complete hypocritical asses out of themselves with every opportunity.  It’s blatantly obvious that conservatives DO NOT CARE what is right or wrong,  only in discrediting anyone who disagrees with them (even one of their own), and reserving their definition of “freedom” for themselves. The conservatives running around mouthing off about Obama, and Powell’s endorsement of him, are actually anachronistic people.  They are out of time and place here in the 21st century. They would’ve been more at home in late 1930s Germany where their narrow minded, one dimensional, destructive, hypocritical nature would’ve been a perfect fit in Adolph Hitler’s Utopian Nazi dream society of exclusion to all opposition.

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AN ODE TO SEAN HANNITY

In case anyone missed it, Keith Olberman read a poem yesterday on his MSNBC program “Countdown” entitled “An Ode To Sean Hannity”.  The poem was written by John Cleese, former member of the classic British comedy troupe Monty Python, and it expresses perfectly the sentiments of The Scorpion’s Tail and the countless scores of intelligent human beings the world over who find Mr. Hannity to be, for lack of a better word, pathetic.  The poem is as follows:

                                      An Ode To Sean Hannity, by John Cleese

                                         Aping urbanity, oozing with vanity,

                                       plump as a manatee, faking humanity 

                                     journalistic calamity, intellectual inanity

                               Fox noise insanity, you’re a profanity, Hannity

The poem should win an award of some sort, possibly a Nobel prize.  Personally, I prefer to call Hannity a worthless piece of crap and be done with it.


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