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GLENN BECK: POSSIBLY THE MOST PATHETIC RIGHT WINGER OF ALL TIME.

In the annals of conservatism there have been many pathetic and  narrow-minded right-wing wackos, but perhaps none as pathetic as Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck.   Over the past few years,  Blank Eyes Beck has risen from near obscurity to become a leading voice in right-wing delusionology, with his own show on Fix News and several books on the market.  A parody of his latest literary effort is pictured here.   Yes,  while twisted little whiney pricks like Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly and Sean “The Idiot” Hannity at least attempt to appear logical,  Blank Eyes Beck displays no logical reasoning or objectivity whatsoever!    Like most conservative windbags,  Beck makes his total lack of compassion, sympathy, and empathy for others transparently obvious.   You see,  Beck promotes the basic mindset of conservatism, which is the idea that if people do not live their lives according to how conservatives DICTATE they should live their lives, then they do not deserve success, or health care, or medicare, or funding for education,  or social security,  or anything that Beck categorizes as not having been “earned”.   Right wing wackos like Beck are simply so narrow-minded that they truly believe themselves to be the judge, jury, and executioner of  all mankind.   But while Blank Eyes Beck is quickly establishing himself as top fly in the garbage bucket known as conservatism,  he has a considerable way yet to go before he surpasses the king moth of right wingdom; Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh.   Yes, only time will tell if Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck will take conservatism to new depths of stupidity and inherit the crown from Limbaugh, the iconic slob of right-wing fanaticism.   May heaven help us all.

FOX NEWS GETS EVEN MORE UNFAIR AND UNBALANCED

Well, it’s official.  Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck, the newest moron on the right wing block, is leaving CNN to join forces with the world’s largest collection of right wing morons at FOX news.  As if FOX doesn’t s-glenn-beck-largealready have enough right wing airbags as it is, heck, what’s one more, right?  I’m sure that even with the acquisition of Blank Eyes Beck, FOX loudmouths such as Sean “The Idiot” Hannity will continue to blow air about how FOX presents   “both sides” of the story.  Oh yeah,  let’s see,  they do    have left winger Alan Colmes, who gets run over more times than a dead pigeon, and they have…..well,…. they have Alan Colmes!  So the world’s most biased TV news network welcomes Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck to their stuffy little, narrow minded,  arrogant,  ignorant,  one dimensional,  twisted,  unfair and unbalanced world.  I’m sure he’ll fit right in.

Recently, while appearing on the Greta Van Susteren show on FOX,  Blank Eyes Beck told the gut wrenching tale of an encounter he had at a fast food shop with a customer who recognized him, and began yelling and cursing at him in front of everyone in the shop,  saying something to the effect that it’s right wingers like him who are destroying America.  Beck, seemingly horrified by the event,  then said to Van Susteren “My God, is this what we’ve come to?”  Does Beck really believe that commentators like himself,  Sean “The Idiot” Hannity,  Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh, and all of the other rabble rousing, fear mongering, hate mongering conservative loudmouths out there can actually go on the airwaves everyday and spew nonsense without any backlash whatsoever from the public?  During this past presidential election, Beck and his conservative cohorts did their best to paint Barack Obama as an anti-American terrorist.  Where was his, and other conservatives outrage when Republican voters made threatening remarks like “Kill Obama”,  and “Bomb Obama” as a direct result of conservative commentator’s smear tactics?   For Beck to express outrage over confrontational remarks made to him at that fast food shop only goes to show that conservatives are fine with inciting potential violence against those they dislike,  but when it’s directed at them they are shaken and ask “My God, is this what we’ve come to?”  Yes Mr. Beck,  thanks to you and all of the other loudmouth conservative windbags out there,  this IS what we’ve come to.  I hope you enjoy reaping what you’ve sown.

SO THAT’S WHERE REPUBLICANS COME FROM!

Rare photograph showing the birthing of baby Republicans at an undisclosed maternity ward, probably somewhere in Texas.  Legend has it the two pieces of Republican crap being born in this picture are actually Sean “The Idiot” Hannity and Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck.


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