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HOW TO SPOT A REPUBLICAN

Different people look differently.   It’s no secret that appearances say a lot.  If someone is happy or sad,  it obviously shows in their faces, as well as their demeanor.

I work in a unique industry where I come in contact with many different  people on a daily basis, and due to the nature of the business, political views usually get expressed.   This being the case,  I have become somewhat adept at identifying a person’s political affiliation before they even verbally reveal it,  just from their appearance.   Now admittedly, this is a generality, but overall it seems to hold true.

HOW TO SPOT A REPUBLICAN

What does a Republican look and sound like?   Hmmm, well,  this can be broken into two separate categories:  younger Republicans, and older Republicans.   They both share the same ideology, and there are very similar physical traits, but with slight variances.

A)  OLDER REPUBLICANS.   This is someone, male or female,  middle-aged to elderly.   Generally, this person looks and sounds a bit cranky all of the time.  Where males are concerned, they are usually military veterans, and look as though a broomstick was stuck up their butt and never removed.   They give off a “I don’t trust ANYBODY” vibe, and usually have barbed wire voices that have a distinctive sour tone.  It’s always very obvious that this person has NEVER been “cool”, nor has any knowledge of, or interest in being cool whatsoever!   Nope, they believe everyone should be a cranky old distrustful turd like them, and anyone who isn’t simply  MUST be a dreaded liberal socialist  Democrat.  For the females, it’s basically the same thing, except they have boobs, which they are usually ashamed of.   Older Republican females give off a submissive vibe,  being trained from birth to yield authority to the dominant Republican male of the household.  After all,  it’s what the Bible teaches.

B) YOUNGER REPUBLICANS.   Male or female, younger Republicans come across as more self-assured, and less distrusting than their older counterparts.  They have a ” screwing someone over is the natural way of things” air about them.  They’ve determined that all of their enemies, (i.e. evil liberals) will all soon be destroyed, and they will inherit the earth.  They suffer from a false sense of security that many times leads them to recklessly blurt out their most narrow-minded conservative viewpoints with the assumption that everyone will automatically agree with them!  Isn’t everyone a conservative Republican??   They are somewhat harder to spot than older Republicans because they appear to blend in with a more contemporary appearance and demeanor, but make no mistake, they can be identified.  All Republicans, I repeat ALL,  young or old, share one common trait that is unmistakable;  the same glazed over, empty blank stare in their eyes.  Unmistakable!   Now, before you accuse me of exaggerated stereotyping,  let me point out that it is a clinical fact that people who suffer from delusional mental disorders almost always display a very distinctive look in their eyes.  And there is no one  more delusional than a Republican!!   I rest my case!

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O’REILLY INTERROGATES OBAMA

 What would you call an interview in which the interviewer accuses the guest of malicious deception,  cuts off the guest before he can finish a sentence, and routinely refuses to acknowledge the guest’s talking points?  The word for it is “interrogation”.  That’s exactly what Fox news windbag Bill O’Reilly’s “interview” of Barack Obama resembled this past weekend.   Of course, O’Reilly likes to say that he simply asks tough, hard hitting questions of his “guests”, and that The O’Reilly Factor is a “no spin zone”.   Really?  I don’t recall O’Reilly EVER interrogating any Republicans in the same manner in which he “interviewed” Obama.   So the “no spin zone” is actually the “slanted and biased zone” in which O’Reilly decides who gets grilled and is made to look uncomfortable on national TV.  Amazingly,  O’Reilly and others at Fox news constantly refer to competing news networks as being  biased to the left,  which they then insinuate disqualifies those networks from having any credibility.  Yet,  Fox news apparently sees nothing wrong with being biased to the right,  which they refer to as “fair and balanced”.  At the end of the Obama interrogation, O’Reilly commented that the news staff at NBC must have “chapped lips” from kissing Obama’s butt.  Yet,  Fox news repeatedly airs glowing and patriotic portraits of John McCain with virtually no critical commentary whatsoever.  Ah yes,  the twisted logic of conservatives.  The simple fact is that O’Reilly is an ego maniac and a bully.  In almost every show, O’Reilly ends his interrogations by saying that he will let his “guest”   have the last word.  But before that person can finish having that last word,  O’Reilly, in typically fair and balanced conservative fashion,  talks over the guest speaker and cuts off any last word they would have had.  At the end of the Obama interrogation,  after all but accusing him of being an anti-American leftist communist,  O’Reilly suddenly adopted a jovial tone, and challenged Obama to a friendly game of one on one basketball.  Did Bozo Bill suddenly decide that he LIKED Obama after all?   Why would O’Reilly want to be sociable with someone whom he supposedly believes would undermine the country with subversive, leftist connections?   The answer is because Billyboy is an old pro.  He knew that Obama supporters, along with others in the media, would be accusing him of being harsh and unfair during the interrogation, so he used the oldest trick in the talk show book, which is to invite the brutalized “guest” to some sort of friendly social interaction afterward.  This way,  O’Reilly can say “See,  I’m not a hateful bully.  Hey, I even offered to play a friendly game of basketball with him.”  After the Obama segment ended,  O’Reilly was smiling from ear to ear like a pumpkin carved up for Halloween,  awash in the glow of having completed his mission of delivering the Democratic lamb to the conservative slaughter.  Is anyone really naive enough to believe that loyal viewers of The O’ Reilly Factor actually tuned in with open minds to hear what Obama had to say about anything?  Every regular viewer of The O’Reilly Factor hates Obama with a passion, and they tuned in with eager anticipation and joyous expectation that Bozo Bill would rip Obama to shreds once and for all.  When it was all over,  it didn’t matter whether or not Obama made any valid points about himself, any of the issues,  or even that he had the guts to agree to an “interview” that was nothing more than a thinly disguised ambush.  No,  O’Reilly and his narrow minded,   ignorant,  biased,  unfair and unbalanced conservative audience got what they came for; the chance to see Barack Obama squirm under the hot lights and glare of Bozo Bill and The O’Reilly Factor.  How fair, how balanced, and how patriotic!.


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