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HOW TO SPOT A REPUBLICAN

Different people look differently.   It’s no secret that appearances say a lot.  If someone is happy or sad,  it obviously shows in their faces, as well as their demeanor.

I work in a unique industry where I come in contact with many different  people on a daily basis, and due to the nature of the business, political views usually get expressed.   This being the case,  I have become somewhat adept at identifying a person’s political affiliation before they even verbally reveal it,  just from their appearance.   Now admittedly, this is a generality, but overall it seems to hold true.

HOW TO SPOT A REPUBLICAN

What does a Republican look and sound like?   Hmmm, well,  this can be broken into two separate categories:  younger Republicans, and older Republicans.   They both share the same ideology, and there are very similar physical traits, but with slight variances.

A)  OLDER REPUBLICANS.   This is someone, male or female,  middle-aged to elderly.   Generally, this person looks and sounds a bit cranky all of the time.  Where males are concerned, they are usually military veterans, and look as though a broomstick was stuck up their butt and never removed.   They give off a “I don’t trust ANYBODY” vibe, and usually have barbed wire voices that have a distinctive sour tone.  It’s always very obvious that this person has NEVER been “cool”, nor has any knowledge of, or interest in being cool whatsoever!   Nope, they believe everyone should be a cranky old distrustful turd like them, and anyone who isn’t simply  MUST be a dreaded liberal socialist  Democrat.  For the females, it’s basically the same thing, except they have boobs, which they are usually ashamed of.   Older Republican females give off a submissive vibe,  being trained from birth to yield authority to the dominant Republican male of the household.  After all,  it’s what the Bible teaches.

B) YOUNGER REPUBLICANS.   Male or female, younger Republicans come across as more self-assured, and less distrusting than their older counterparts.  They have a ” screwing someone over is the natural way of things” air about them.  They’ve determined that all of their enemies, (i.e. evil liberals) will all soon be destroyed, and they will inherit the earth.  They suffer from a false sense of security that many times leads them to recklessly blurt out their most narrow-minded conservative viewpoints with the assumption that everyone will automatically agree with them!  Isn’t everyone a conservative Republican??   They are somewhat harder to spot than older Republicans because they appear to blend in with a more contemporary appearance and demeanor, but make no mistake, they can be identified.  All Republicans, I repeat ALL,  young or old, share one common trait that is unmistakable;  the same glazed over, empty blank stare in their eyes.  Unmistakable!   Now, before you accuse me of exaggerated stereotyping,  let me point out that it is a clinical fact that people who suffer from delusional mental disorders almost always display a very distinctive look in their eyes.  And there is no one  more delusional than a Republican!!   I rest my case!

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GEORGE W. BUSH RETURNS TO HIS NATURAL HABITAT

jackass-georgeYes, Jackass George has returned to his home state of Texas,  where he received a warm hero’s welcome by the many subhuman redneck primates who reside there.  Apparently, they all enjoyed the eight years of his systematic dismantling of America.   Good ol’ Jackass will now spend his time grazing on his ranch in Crawford, with his crosseyed mate Laura by his side.  Yes,  Jackass George is now just a private citizen,  with taxpayer supported security staff,  taxpayer supported health care, and taxpayer supported retirement.  All the little luxuries of life that Republicans have always told Americans they cannot have, and should not want.  Yes, we are so lucky here in America to have hypocrites like Jackass George and the rest of the Republican party to lead us.  So lucky.

MORE STUPIDITY FROM FANATICAL IDIOTS

al-qaidaHere is Al-Qaeda’s No. 2 man,  Ayman al-Zawahri.  If ever there was a poster boy for stupidity it would have to be this low life jackass.  Judging by the two blank craters that pass for his eyeballs it’s easy to see that there’s nobody home inside his empty cranium. 

This idiot appears on a video tape “leaked” to Arab TV by the terrorist group in which he refers to Barack Obama as a “House Negro”, and goes on to say that American foreign policy will not change under the new administration.  Al-Zawahri babbles the usual fantatical  nonsense throughout the video, inciting more violence against western civilization, while making a complete ass out of himself  in typical terrorist fashion.  

It’s easy to dismiss this living garbage bucket as your average run of the mill lunatic, but on closer analysis, there’s more here to be learned. Particularly, this is a perfect example of what happens when you mix religious fanaticism and politics.  This is a perfect example of what happens when you have a culture that sees a religious significance behind every political issue or idea.  This is a perfect example of what religious fanaticism can become if you have a population that is so uneducated that they cannot distinguish between reality and mythology.  This is what happens when you have a religious culture that insists on keeping people’s minds frozen in the superstitions of the ancient past. This clown, and others like him, practice their fanaticism in the middle east.  In America, we have Pat Robertson and the religious right.   Robertson once attempted to become President of The United States in order to impose right wing christian fundamentalist laws.   Different geography,  same fanaticism,  same dangerous primitive stupidity.

CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY MARCHES ON

When John McCain won the Republican nomination for president, conservative
pundits were quick to point out that whether you like McCain or not, the one thing that could not be questioned or criticized was his military service, and his ordeal as a POW in Vietnam.  Republicans made it clear that they would not stand for any disrespectful comments that even remotely sounded like attacks on McCain’s character.  Fox news idiot Sean Hannity almost choked on his own saliva when defending McCain to any leftwinger who even hinted at disrespect. Now this past week came the surprising, almost shocking, endorsement of Barack Obama by Republican, and former Secretary of State, General Colin Powell. Powell, himself a war veteran, has for decades been one of the few Republicans to be beyond reproach, being one of the most well respected figures in Washington.  Republicans have always pointed to Powell as one of the most important and prized members of their party.  Powell went on national TV this past week with a logical, well spoken argument to explain his decision to support Obama.  In a display of unbridled hypocrisy that only conservatives can display, right wing wackos immediately decided NOT to afford General Powell the same respect that they insisted on for John McCain. Conservative talk radio mouthpiece Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh called Powell a racist, and actually referred to him as “Genital Powell” on his radio show.  John McCain has made the argument throughout his campaign that he has a record of “reaching across the aisle to Democrats” to work in a bi-partisan way in Washington. Now, Colin Powell has reached across the aisle, and the unequaled, unstoppable, unbelievable conservative hypocrisy of disrespect has made him a target for doing so. Yes, if there’s one thing conservatives do better than anyone else, (and there is only ONE thing) it’s make complete hypocritical asses out of themselves with every opportunity.  It’s blatantly obvious that conservatives DO NOT CARE what is right or wrong,  only in discrediting anyone who disagrees with them (even one of their own), and reserving their definition of “freedom” for themselves. The conservatives running around mouthing off about Obama, and Powell’s endorsement of him, are actually anachronistic people.  They are out of time and place here in the 21st century. They would’ve been more at home in late 1930s Germany where their narrow minded, one dimensional, destructive, hypocritical nature would’ve been a perfect fit in Adolph Hitler’s Utopian Nazi dream society of exclusion to all opposition.

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COUNTRY MUSIC EMBARRASSES ITSELF…..AGAIN

As if country music needed any more help embarrassing itself, now there’s country singer Aaron Tippin’s latest single, “Drill here, drill now”.  Yes, we can always count on country songwriters to take serious, important national issues such as the current economic energy crisis, and turn them into trivialized, silly, low brow radio jingles for the culturally challenged. Tippin’s musical catalog is chock full of redneck neanderthalism, and country music fans just can’t get enough of his Gomer Pyle-esque vocal stylings.  Now if only fellow redneck Toby Keith would just write a song about gun totin’ Sarah Palin, heck, the country charts would be bursting with social relevance!  Wooooey!  Break out the beer, the shotgun, and the pickup truck, and let’s go lynch ourselves a liberal!  Hot dog!   

In this photo, we see Tippin proudly posed over the dead carcass of an Elk he hunted down and shot with a high calibre rifle. Of course, the macho and manly Tippin did not confront the animal in the open field and subdue it with the sheer force of his bare hands, thereby proving his manliness.  Instead,  Tippin hid in the brush and snuck up on the unsuspecting, unknowing beast while it was wandering around looking for food,  then killed it with a weapon from a safe distance.  Tippin even wore camouflaged clothing so as not to give the Elk the unfair advantage of actually seeing him.  Yes,  Tippin proudly proved that the long, sharp, mighty antlers of this wild beast are no match for an unseen disguised stalker with a high powered weapon, hiding in thick brush,  shooting bullets from several hundred yards away.  How manly.  Hey, maybe next time Tippin could sneak up on a 12 year old kid, punch him in the face and take his lunch money!  How macho!  Isn’t it interesting that when a sniper shoots unsuspecting, innocent people from a hidden location he’s called a psychotic murderer,  but a guy hiding in the bushes picking off unsuspecting, innocent animals is a “sportsman”?   Yes, the human race has a long way to go.  A very long way.


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"All the knowledge in the world is of no use to fools"
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The 3 lowest forms of life (in order of intelligence)

1. Bacteria
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