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GLENN BECK: POSSIBLY THE MOST PATHETIC RIGHT WINGER OF ALL TIME.

In the annals of conservatism there have been many pathetic and  narrow-minded right-wing wackos, but perhaps none as pathetic as Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck.   Over the past few years,  Blank Eyes Beck has risen from near obscurity to become a leading voice in right-wing delusionology, with his own show on Fix News and several books on the market.  A parody of his latest literary effort is pictured here.   Yes,  while twisted little whiney pricks like Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly and Sean “The Idiot” Hannity at least attempt to appear logical,  Blank Eyes Beck displays no logical reasoning or objectivity whatsoever!    Like most conservative windbags,  Beck makes his total lack of compassion, sympathy, and empathy for others transparently obvious.   You see,  Beck promotes the basic mindset of conservatism, which is the idea that if people do not live their lives according to how conservatives DICTATE they should live their lives, then they do not deserve success, or health care, or medicare, or funding for education,  or social security,  or anything that Beck categorizes as not having been “earned”.   Right wing wackos like Beck are simply so narrow-minded that they truly believe themselves to be the judge, jury, and executioner of  all mankind.   But while Blank Eyes Beck is quickly establishing himself as top fly in the garbage bucket known as conservatism,  he has a considerable way yet to go before he surpasses the king moth of right wingdom; Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh.   Yes, only time will tell if Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck will take conservatism to new depths of stupidity and inherit the crown from Limbaugh, the iconic slob of right-wing fanaticism.   May heaven help us all.

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FOX NEWS GETS EVEN MORE UNFAIR AND UNBALANCED

Well, it’s official.  Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck, the newest moron on the right wing block, is leaving CNN to join forces with the world’s largest collection of right wing morons at FOX news.  As if FOX doesn’t s-glenn-beck-largealready have enough right wing airbags as it is, heck, what’s one more, right?  I’m sure that even with the acquisition of Blank Eyes Beck, FOX loudmouths such as Sean “The Idiot” Hannity will continue to blow air about how FOX presents   “both sides” of the story.  Oh yeah,  let’s see,  they do    have left winger Alan Colmes, who gets run over more times than a dead pigeon, and they have…..well,…. they have Alan Colmes!  So the world’s most biased TV news network welcomes Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck to their stuffy little, narrow minded,  arrogant,  ignorant,  one dimensional,  twisted,  unfair and unbalanced world.  I’m sure he’ll fit right in.

Recently, while appearing on the Greta Van Susteren show on FOX,  Blank Eyes Beck told the gut wrenching tale of an encounter he had at a fast food shop with a customer who recognized him, and began yelling and cursing at him in front of everyone in the shop,  saying something to the effect that it’s right wingers like him who are destroying America.  Beck, seemingly horrified by the event,  then said to Van Susteren “My God, is this what we’ve come to?”  Does Beck really believe that commentators like himself,  Sean “The Idiot” Hannity,  Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh, and all of the other rabble rousing, fear mongering, hate mongering conservative loudmouths out there can actually go on the airwaves everyday and spew nonsense without any backlash whatsoever from the public?  During this past presidential election, Beck and his conservative cohorts did their best to paint Barack Obama as an anti-American terrorist.  Where was his, and other conservatives outrage when Republican voters made threatening remarks like “Kill Obama”,  and “Bomb Obama” as a direct result of conservative commentator’s smear tactics?   For Beck to express outrage over confrontational remarks made to him at that fast food shop only goes to show that conservatives are fine with inciting potential violence against those they dislike,  but when it’s directed at them they are shaken and ask “My God, is this what we’ve come to?”  Yes Mr. Beck,  thanks to you and all of the other loudmouth conservative windbags out there,  this IS what we’ve come to.  I hope you enjoy reaping what you’ve sown.

ELECTION EXPOSES THE DUMBEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA

The 2008 presidential election will go down in history as an historical event,  with Barack Obama becoming the first African-American President of the United States.  But the election was, of course, about much more than just the first black candidate.  After eight years of rampant, corrupt, conservative style corporate politics under George W. Bush,  most in the downtrodden middle class knew it was time for a change of direction.  Republican John McCain,  who admitted to supporting Bush over 90% of the time,  was NOT the candidate of change, as he tried to sell himself,  but rather more of the same.  So on Tuesday, November 4, 2008,  the election returns began rolling in state by state.

Now this is where it gets interesting.  Even though John McCain, and his VP candidate Sarah Palin, had many fervently emotional supporters, who, despite the fact that another Republican administration would mean the almost total annihilation of the working class, were willingly stupid enough to vote Republican AGAIN,  Obama either won outright, or did very well even in traditional Republican territory where McCain finished ahead in the count.  That is, all except for four traditionally “red” states.  Yes,  while most of the population was  intelligent enough to be a part of what will go down as a milestone moment in American history, and while most Americans knew instinctively that it was time for a change of policy in Washington D.C., residents of the states of Wyoming,  Idaho,  Utah, and the good old Republican stronghold of Oklahoma,  went solidly and decisively for John McCain.  McCain’s average margin of victory in each of those four states was approximately 65% to 35%  over Obama.  The gap was closer even in John McCain’s home state of Arizona, as well as the state of Texas,  Bush’s home turf,  which usually goes Republican.  So apparently, a large majority of the residents of Wyoming,  Idaho,  Utah, and of course, Oklahoma felt that despite the fact their voting Republican twice for George W. Bush left the country in shambles and threatened their very livelihood,  they thought it was a good idea to elect another Republican, who supported Bush’s failed policies 90% of the time,  to finish the job!  Of course, it’s probably no coincidence that the four states in question have a history of being very, shall we say, Caucasian?  There’s little doubt that race played at least some role in the election returns from those four states.  So after the dust settled, and America took a giant step for progress, four states stood in stark resistance to the undeniable call for change;  Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, and of course, Oklahoma.  Four states that said, “No, we want Republicans to continue to choke us dry, and empower big corporations and oil companies, as they have for the last eight years.”

But not all of the blame for being the most stupid people in America can be placed solely on the residents of these four backward Republican voting states.  After all, they were just following orders.  The orders given them by right wing talk show Nazis’ such as Sean “The Idiot” Hannity and Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh,  who tried so desperately to influence the outcome with smear tactic propaganda about the “scary, radical, left wing, liberal, extremist, terrorist, Muslim, anti-American associations” of Barack Obama.  Planting that kind of propaganda into the heads of rednecks in those four states is like giving a book of matches to an arsonist.  And naturally, the voters in redneck America who were most susceptible to that kind of nonsense voted accordingly.

So congratulations to the backward, redneck Republican voters of Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, and last but not least, Oklahoma, a.k.a. “Republican H.Q.”.  They exercised their democratic rights, and let their voices be heard.  Now we here at The Scorpion’s Tail bestow upon them the fitting reward for their efforts, and hereby proclaim them THE DUMBEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA.

CONSERVATIVE HYPOCRISY MARCHES ON

When John McCain won the Republican nomination for president, conservative
pundits were quick to point out that whether you like McCain or not, the one thing that could not be questioned or criticized was his military service, and his ordeal as a POW in Vietnam.  Republicans made it clear that they would not stand for any disrespectful comments that even remotely sounded like attacks on McCain’s character.  Fox news idiot Sean Hannity almost choked on his own saliva when defending McCain to any leftwinger who even hinted at disrespect. Now this past week came the surprising, almost shocking, endorsement of Barack Obama by Republican, and former Secretary of State, General Colin Powell. Powell, himself a war veteran, has for decades been one of the few Republicans to be beyond reproach, being one of the most well respected figures in Washington.  Republicans have always pointed to Powell as one of the most important and prized members of their party.  Powell went on national TV this past week with a logical, well spoken argument to explain his decision to support Obama.  In a display of unbridled hypocrisy that only conservatives can display, right wing wackos immediately decided NOT to afford General Powell the same respect that they insisted on for John McCain. Conservative talk radio mouthpiece Rush “The Windbag” Limbaugh called Powell a racist, and actually referred to him as “Genital Powell” on his radio show.  John McCain has made the argument throughout his campaign that he has a record of “reaching across the aisle to Democrats” to work in a bi-partisan way in Washington. Now, Colin Powell has reached across the aisle, and the unequaled, unstoppable, unbelievable conservative hypocrisy of disrespect has made him a target for doing so. Yes, if there’s one thing conservatives do better than anyone else, (and there is only ONE thing) it’s make complete hypocritical asses out of themselves with every opportunity.  It’s blatantly obvious that conservatives DO NOT CARE what is right or wrong,  only in discrediting anyone who disagrees with them (even one of their own), and reserving their definition of “freedom” for themselves. The conservatives running around mouthing off about Obama, and Powell’s endorsement of him, are actually anachronistic people.  They are out of time and place here in the 21st century. They would’ve been more at home in late 1930s Germany where their narrow minded, one dimensional, destructive, hypocritical nature would’ve been a perfect fit in Adolph Hitler’s Utopian Nazi dream society of exclusion to all opposition.

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AN ODE TO SEAN HANNITY

In case anyone missed it, Keith Olberman read a poem yesterday on his MSNBC program “Countdown” entitled “An Ode To Sean Hannity”.  The poem was written by John Cleese, former member of the classic British comedy troupe Monty Python, and it expresses perfectly the sentiments of The Scorpion’s Tail and the countless scores of intelligent human beings the world over who find Mr. Hannity to be, for lack of a better word, pathetic.  The poem is as follows:

                                      An Ode To Sean Hannity, by John Cleese

                                         Aping urbanity, oozing with vanity,

                                       plump as a manatee, faking humanity 

                                     journalistic calamity, intellectual inanity

                               Fox noise insanity, you’re a profanity, Hannity

The poem should win an award of some sort, possibly a Nobel prize.  Personally, I prefer to call Hannity a worthless piece of crap and be done with it.

THE MAN WHO WOULD BE PRESIDENT

So, here we have the next Republican who wants working class Americans to believe that he “cares” about them.  Senator John McCain’s presidential campaign is following the same pattern as previous GOP campaigns, which is to paint his Democratic opponent (in this case Barack Obama) as a leftist liberal who’ll raise taxes, in an attempt, of course, to scare Americans into voting Republican.  And the average Joe Dumb American, who mainly resides in redneck middle America, will fall for this charade over and over again, as is evidenced by the last eight years of stupidity.  Never mind the fact that it was Dubyuh’s own daddy, George Bush senior, who made the famous campaign promise “read my lips, no new taxes”, and then proceeded to pass the largest tax hike in U.S. history.  Never mind the fact that EVERY Republican president of the last 4 decades has carelessly and recklessly increased unemployment and the national debt.  No, redneck Americans fall for Republican scare tactics every time, only to find themselves suffering through more hard times and misery courtesy of the Republican party. 

Redneck voters have their own unique way of choosing who they’ll vote for.  They do not rely on objective reasoning or factual information, common sense, or logic, or even intelligence, but rather on which of the two candidates is most redneck like them. Combine that with right wing “evil liberal” scare tactic propaganda, and you have a whole bunch of really DUMB working class rednecks in middle America voting for the party who is, in reality, actually AGAINST the working class!

This is precisely what has allowed George W. Bush to infest the White House for the last eight years.  Rednecks saw Dubyuh as one of them. He mumbles with a twang and likes to bomb people, and that’s good enough for them!  How could you possibly lose with a guy who lives by the redneck code of shoot first, lie about it later?  Unfortunately, they are finding out the hard way, along with the rest of the country, just how wrong they were.  

But rednecks have short memory spans to match their low I.Q.s.  They will fall for Republican propaganda over and over again.  And in the case of Barack Obama, it’s even easier for them to forget.  It’s a matter of historical fact that rednecks and people of African ethnicity do not get along very well, to put it mildly.  All Mr. Joe Dumb American has to do is turn on any of the right wing Nazi talk shows, such as Sean “The Idiot” Hannity,  Glenn “Blank Eyes” Beck,  or Bill “Bozo” O’Reilly,  catch a whiff of conservative mud slinging, and John McCain will have their vote hands down!  Never mind that McCain will continue on the same destructive economic path as Bush, putting working class Americans (including rednecks) in more tight, economic despair. Never mind that the Republican way throughout history is to always put the working class last behind the interests of corporate America.  Nope, all Mr. Joe Dumb American cares about is which guy looks and sounds like him, and shoots at the “bad guys”.   

Mr. Joe Dumb American never has caught on to the fact that when a Republican says that he will “keep government out of your life”, what he REALLY means is “THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER FOR YOU,  WORKING CLASS AMERICANS!”.  When Republicans talk about “cutting spending”, what they REALLY mean is “WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT WE DEVOTE AS LITTLE RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE TO YOUR NEEDS,  WORKING CLASS AMERICANS”!.  And all of the tax dollars that Americans always end up paying ANYWAY will not go towards one single solitary benefit for the working middle class. 

Never before in modern times has there been such an enormous gap between the classes in America,  with the middle class fast becoming an endangered species. Under eight years of George W. Bush’s tyranny the rich have gotten richer, while the poor have become poorer. But Mr. Joe Dumb American is ready and willing to vote Republican AGAIN,  and drive the final nails into his own coffin.  Because Mr. Joe Dumb American is a complete idiot. Those are the facts people, plain and simple.  And if you’re one of the many dumbass rednecks or conservative fools out there who just doesn’t “get it”,  you are pathetic. There’s an old saying that goes, “A fool can be found on any corner, while wise men are a rare breed”. Unfortunately,  it sounds like a perfect description of the American population.


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If morons could fly, the skies over America would be pitch black!

The 3 lowest forms of life (in order of intelligence)

1. Bacteria
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